“Live and
learn.”
Dracula*
Sdrawkcab tsop
golb a fo trap etorw I yadot.
Anyway onto the
flash fiction!
The Really,
Really, Really, Really, Old Wizard
Now I'm not
afraid to admit I'm an old man. Eh, I take pride in it actually. I
mean I'm so old it's a feat in of itself. Something worthy of a
medal. Trophy even. I bet you're thinking, “Why how could being old
be such an accomplishment?” Well I'm older than I think you could
grasp. I'm a wizard that's seen it all then more. I caught the
immortality flu so long ago its ridiculous. The lifespan of an elf
isn't even a blink of an eye to me. Gods are children to me at their
eldest. Why I am so old my name is made of those strange guttural
noises that evolve into real language. I've seen the start and ends
of multiple universes. From their big bangs to when the universe
eventually ends. (Oh and as for what noise a big bang makes its a
sort of joorkkkfuuuraakakakahhooobooooooommmmm!!!)
Well as for
seeing it all I thought I did. Then you young kids had to go and
invent this “Internet”. Now I've hopped my fair share of
universes but this took the cake. All these video sites and silly cat
pictures. Within minutes I saw more cute kittens than I had seen in
one hundred years in another universe. So crazy what you kids come up
with.
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