“I'm the life
of the party.”
Dracula* #quote
Going over to
the school club then brother's place for much fun. Anyway onto the
flash fiction!
A
Supervillain Out Of His League
“Tehehahhahahha!”
My evil plan, and laugh, is coming along wonderfully. Now who am I?
Don't worry my exposition on my self is of the highest quality, it
would be unbecoming of a rising supervillain star to not have
practiced his introductory monologing skills.
I, reader to
which I am obnoxiously breaking the fourth wall to, am but a humble
Rank T super villain. But a rising one at that! I see myself being
among the strongest soon! People will fear the name Doctor
Doomedfaced soon enough! (The Doomed is for my opponents, their faces
are doomed, not mine, their terrified faces are doomed, that is. I
get so many questions about my name for some reason. I think it's
obvious though.)
Some people
fear my amazing costume, though all will fear it soon enough. (I aim
for a Rank A in recognition in data base that heroes use to register
themselves and enemies) of course. The amazing costume is a
wonderfully fashionable black coat tailor made with mine name
stitched in yellow letters on it. Though actually I often shed this
costume when I ready myself for battle, throwing it off to reveal my
amazing robotic suit. It's in a traditional 1920's car design and
chromed.
Oh, now for the
best part about me. My nemesis. I don't even need to monologue this.
We will be in an epic fight. Well, actually I plan this to be a
one-sided battle. I have all his weaknesses in a fool-proof plan(I'm
not even having an minions doing anything to make sure it gets done
right). Just one push of a button and he'll be dead. And no gloating!
I'm going to do this right! Then once my nemesis is dead I will take
over the city! (baby steps!)
Lair door
destroyed, going to push button...oh, that's not right...
“Captain
Amazingly-Invincible!?” I yelled, switching out of my massive
internal monologue.
The massively
muscular superhero stepped through the debris he made with a
confident gait. “Yes that is my name! And I've come here to
dispense justice!” He gave a super heroic smile. He was a superhero
made from the powers of the Earth, his eyes colored golden and his
skin colored like coal.
“Where's my
nemesis? Why are you here? You're a Rank A hero, why aren't you
fighting Rank A villains?” I didn't want to fight someone of his
power level. I don't think I could.
“Oh? Well
you're nemesis is out with his wife and kids. The Rank A villains
aren't doing anything today so I decided to help out the weaker
heroes with their villains and give them a break. Say what Rank are
you?”
“Rank T...”
I responded with a choked breath.
“Well this
should be easy, then I can move onto the next guy.”
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