“Honey don't leave! I can change!”
Optimus Prime* #quote
Today I learned how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood. It was a disappointingly low number. Yet still high
enough to be of concern to environmental preservation should
woodchucks start chucking wood. Anyway onto the flash fiction.
The Censored Tale
The following tale is of a brave adventurer. However to protect his
identity and others from the media names and details will be omitted
upon his personal request. Enjoy the story.
“Great wizard **** we meet at last!” The hero **** said to the
villain who he struggled against for **** years. The wizard
terrorized the hero's land of **** by doing **** and ****. The
villain even **** the hero's hometown of **** during the month of
****. It saddened the hero so much he #### during **** for **** days.
His girlfriend **** had to console him.
“Haha, ****. You think you can defeat me and stop my plan to ####
the king's city. And also to marry to his daughter ****. My plan is
already **** days in! You can possibly stop me in time. Unless you
defeat me in a duel! Then your precious land will be saved!” The
villain laughed.
“You are such a fool for a wizard ****. I can defeat you in a duel
easily. With the great sword of **** I obtained from the mountain of
**** through a quest where I *********** and ********** followed by
********. Shortly afterward I ******** then ********* to finally
obtain this weapon. And you know it can defeat you.” The hero drew
the sword.
The villain laughed. “But will you strike me down....when I have
your pet puppy **** hostage?”
“Noooo!!!! Not ****.”
“Yes ahahahhaha!!!”
“Wait, no, that can't be my puppy he ****** and ****** during the
great war of ****** where he ****** and saved the king of ****** by
****** then transforming into ******** to obtain eternal life. That
must be a doppleganger!”
The hero then struck down the villain and the land was saved.
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