“What the
smurf?”
Jake Sully,
Avatar* #quote
Today I studied
“how-to” draw tutorials. I saw many tutorials on the Internet by
people who obviously had no idea how to draw, both funny and sad in a
way. Hope very few emulate the bad tutorials. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
The Universe
Where Logic Was Forgotten
The Powers That
Be crafted existence with great care. Most of the time. There are
times when omniscience fails to pay attention and among the carefully
crafted universes there are some that slip through the cracks. Where
the rules of how things work aren't quite right.
“Now children
what does two plus two equal?” asked Mrs. Blumberg to her class.
“Five!” The
human and dinosaur children shouted together happily. The Earth's
been better off ever since that meteor struck and brought all the
dinosaurs back to life with enhanced intelligence. One child sat on
the ceiling as he forgot about gravity.
The class bell
rang and Mrs. Blumberg told the class, “Now remember children, when
you get home watch your cartoons. You don't want them sneaking into
your home and attacking you!”
Toaster, a
young boy from the class(having the name of an appliance gave you
superpowers every second Tuesday with the cost of a weakness to puns)
danced home happily. Today he'd get to see his hero in person, the
janitor of The White House. Doctor Thomas would be giving a speech on
friendliness safety and how it causes most of the fights in The White
House that he has to clean up the messes.
The speech was
long and dreary, but Toaster didn't care. He stared at his hero in
awe. But his joy became pain as everyone lit on fire because they
forgot stash rabbits in their coats. A physical law in this universe
as anyone exposed to the sight of a janitor for too long without a
rabbit stashed in their coat is due for danger without a rabbit. The
janitor was deemed a mass murderer for not reminding the people who
attended his speech and sentenced to life next to a prison.
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