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Monday, November 18, 2013

Today's #flashfiction #MagicalStatistics


“Twinkle, twinkle little star.”
Galileo* #quote



        Well, since I had a big weekend I took a long nap to reduce seizures today. Unfortunately as usual I had a few seizures while drifting too sleep but I got a few hours in and I think I won't have as many seizures in the next few days so hurrah! Anyway onto the flash fiction!




Magical Statistics


40% of wizards prefer the Pegasus over the dragon for long-distance air travel.
80% of wizards prefer airplanes over dragons or the Pegasus for long-distance air travel.
60% of goblins are Amish-Buddist-Raccoon-Cultists Traditionalists
70% of ogres are avid gamers and 30% of active user accounts on Ysquare Live are ogres.
90% of witches find wizards sexier without the traditional, messy, long beard.
55% of vampires do not sparkle, they twinkle.
100% of the human and animal body parts the necromancers use in Worldwide Necromancer Association are legally acquired and not stolen from graves or innocent bystanders. At least, that's what they told me.

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