“Twinkle,
twinkle little star.”
Galileo*
#quote
Well, since I
had a big weekend I took a long nap to reduce seizures today.
Unfortunately as usual I had a few seizures while drifting too sleep
but I got a few hours in and I think I won't have as many seizures in
the next few days so hurrah! Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Magical
Statistics
40% of wizards
prefer the Pegasus over the dragon for long-distance air travel.
80% of wizards
prefer airplanes over dragons or the Pegasus for long-distance air
travel.
60% of goblins
are Amish-Buddist-Raccoon-Cultists Traditionalists
70% of ogres
are avid gamers and 30% of active user accounts on Ysquare Live are
ogres.
90% of witches
find wizards sexier without the traditional, messy, long beard.
55% of vampires
do not sparkle, they twinkle.
100% of the
human and animal body parts the necromancers use in Worldwide
Necromancer Association are legally acquired and not stolen from
graves or innocent bystanders. At least, that's what they told me.
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