“My eyes are
up here.”
Medusa*
#quote
CJ, unfortunately, didn't come over. But I did have fun at my card
game things and there is going to be a tournament next weekend!
Perhaps CJ will come over then for increased fun on the matter.
Interestingly they changed the rules to the good ol' Pokemon trading
card game recently that actually helps my deck so huzzah! A funny
side note: There are some people who are playing Pokemon who were
previously playing Magic the Gathering(Another card game) and they
like this because it's cheaper than that one. Ah, the woes and joys
of a game where you buy new cards to play with. In something like
poker you only buy one deck of cards...and it costs money for an
entirely different reason...and a lot more. (So glad Pokemon doesn't
involve gambling, otherwise I would have lost my shirt, I'm the best
to say the least.)
Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Twisting Wish School
Genies are taught how to make wishes to awry from a young age. Tommy
Green was young a genie who got top grades in class for making wishes
go bad on tests. He truly did come up with some great answers for the
tests. Below is a solid A test answered by Tommy with wish samples
and how to make them go badly.
Wish: “I wish for a million dollars.”
Tommy answered: “I grant them a million dollars in pennies and
bury him under them.”
Wish: “I wish for a pony.”
Tommy answered: “”I grant them a dead pony placed in their bed.”
Wish: “I wish to rule the world.”
Tommy answered: “I grant them their wish and won't give them a big
army to scare everyone. They'll be assassinated pretty quickly.”
Wish: “I wish to be beautiful.”
Tommy answered: “I will turn them into a flower.”
Though he did have a tough time using his magic to grant wishes. No
matter how well you do on tests there always is practical
application. He once tried to make rats and out would come cats.
Whoops.
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