“I see dead people.”
The Grim Reaper* #quote
I think the duckbilled platypus happened when God was inventing smoothies and animals at the same time. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Robot's Online Order
The robot saved and saved, gathered coupon after coupon and made deal after deal with angels and devils alike. All so on the fateful discount day he could order on the magic Internet the ultimate item for a robot to need. Something all robots lust for... usually based on how sophisticated their artificial intelligence that is. Jealousy of humanity made him even beat down other robots who strive to take what was left in stock for him. The moment he could, he clicked.
He bought a soul. He was so filled with whatever kinds of joy his robotic brain could emulate. He would finally be brought the satisfaction he so desired!
Well, in 3-5 business days. He couldn't afford to order express delivery.