“Experience
the rainbow, taste the rainbow.”
L. C.
Leprechaun* #quote
Tomorrow some
new Pokemon cards are coming out and I'm getting some as a belated
birthday present. (Since they couldn't be obtained on my birthday.)
I'm excited since now they have a new card of my favorite pokemon
Probopass. People are surprised when I say my favorite Pokemon is
Probopass since it is ugly and dorky looking. However that's why I
love it, it's just so lovably hilarious. It's a living Easter Island
head made of steel with an even larger nose, a giant mustache, and
tiny “mini-noses”(that is what they are actually called) that it
controls with its magnetic powers. And usually it has such a lovably
happy, blank stare in its eyes I can't help but find it the strangest
kind of adorable, awesome, weird. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Calendar
Spirit
Spirits dwell
in all things. There are Tree Spirits, Cloud Spirits, River Spirits,
Mountain Spirits, House Spirits, and so many others. I am one of the
lesser known type of spirits, I am a Calendar Spirit. I live within
calendars and I embody the very essence of them. I am master of
day-to-day planning, important dates, and of course holiday notices.
On one normally average day I did something quite daring. During my jaunt through a swimsuit
calendar, I do love those by the way, I decided to do something
mischievous. Using my Calendar magic I erased everything on every
calendar in the world at once. It was unheard of for a spirit to do
something they were not supposed to. The chaos that ensued after my
actions would be talked about for eons in the spirit world.
The most immediate
changes were a total economic collapse. All at once thousands of
businessmen were unable to make their meetings. Millions of people
failed to come to work at the right time. But my mischief did much
more than hurt a few hundred thousand businesses. People died too,
doctors failed to give the right medicines, appointments were missed,
and life saving surgeries were never performed. The mass confusing
caused by a loss of schedule ravaged the world. Spirits are usually
quite bored having to just sit inside their homes all day. Doing this
was so hilarious, seeing the humans squirm just gave me giggles. That
was the greatest Friday night of my life. Of course the best part is
the humans didn’t even know it was Friday!
Of course it
wasn’t long before the other spirits caught onto my fun. The Police
Badge spirits came knocking on my door. In only a few more moments I
stood before the Gavel Spirit. He passed judgment upon me. I would be
become an asteroid spirit and be forced to drift the cosmos forever
for my crimes. I laughed as they locked me inside the asteroid.
Didn’t they think of the fact they just gave me permission to ram
myself straight into Earth? Looks like I’ll be having more fun with
the humans again soon.
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