“I'm a people
person.”
The Phantom
Of The Opera* #quote
Seems the trick
I discovered in the Smash Bros game had been discovered before, but
in order to find it I had to specifically search for it, which
explains why I hadn't found it before. I'm thinking that maybe I
should learn some more hidden ninja arts of the game and become the
ultimate, super-mega, dragon, fighter, knight king of Smash Bros. Or
at least become a bit more skilled that kinda-average-ish.
Vending
Witchery
In the world of
magic a witch named Felmu took the vending machine business by storm.
Soda managed to grasped onto some life along with the classic bottled
water and a few other traditional drinks. However Felmu's potions
took eighty percent of the market.
Her recipes,
protected from replication by the dark powers of demons and lawyers,
created amazing magical effects that people and other species
desired. Effects that included normally impossible flavors, amazing
rushes of energy without the intense crashes of other drinks like
coffee, physical strength boosts, and so many more.
The wealth
Femlu obtained changed her. She cheated on her husband and stopped
caring for him and more only for her business, money and fame. It led
to divorce and as the proceedings went on the husband became more and
more bitter and Femlu caring less for him, now only viewing him as an
inconvenience.
“Your Honor,
please, just give me the potion recipes,” the husband pleaded. The
judge nodded her head. Femlu didn't pay much attention to what either
of them said and just let her lawyer deal with it all, but when she
found out that the only thing the husband got was the recipes, not
only her mind, but her whole body filled with fear.
Scandal erupted
as the recipes were revealed to the public. Illusion magic. The
effects were fake. The husband didn't want to, and couldn't build a
business from scratch to compete with his ex-wife. So he chose to
ruin her. Femlu's company became worthless overnight and she had to
sell all her assets to deal with all the debt since she still had to
compensate for all the product already being produced and needing to
be recalled and the fraud lawsuits.
Her husband
drank some nice, refreshing soda as he watched the news about the
company collapse.
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