“Drink
responsibly.”
Dionysus*
#quote
Today I read a
comic about gerbils on the Internet. It was a joke-a-comic strip. Yay
gerbils! Remember anything can be on the Internet. (It's going to be
awhile until something tops that comic I read about penguins fighting
skeleton monsters. I'm not making that up.) Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
A Sidekick's
Blog Post
Hey,
Unconquerable Lad here. I know I asked my alternate universe self to
handle a few posts for me while I went on a long mission with Captain
Unconquerable so I wanted to tell you I was back. I liked the posts
he did while I was gone so I'd like to thank him.
The mission
went good. The Captain and I worked with a few other heroes to take
down a big league of villains. It was pretty satisfying to land the
knock out punch on a high profile villain like Doctor Graveyard.
Big downside is
that both our costumes were totally wrecked by the battle. You
wouldn't believe how hard it is to sew anti-matter string costumes.
And I'm sorry readers, no matter how many times you ask in the
comments, I'm not allowed to tell you where to get anti-matter
string. Or how you turn anti-matter into something you can wear in
general and use for defense. Super hero trade secret.
Sorry guys but
I gotta cut this post shorter than usual. If you know anything about
Doctor Graveyard you'd know that he's a scientist that controls the
undead with his machines and I got zombie reek all over me. Before I
go Captain Unconquerable wants me to tell you to stay in school and
to eat your fruits and vegetables. (The Captain always says stuff
like that.)
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