“It was love
at first sight.”
The
Invisible Man* #quote
Today I took a
long nap to hopefully reduce seizures for this upcoming weekend. I'm
working on the costume with father and tomorrow there will be a
family gathering so I'd like to lower the chance and amount of
seizing during then. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Ghost
Bank Heist
Three bank
robbers floated in a strange expanse filled with portals, desks,
computers, ghosts and a massive vault right in front of them. The
vault appeared to be not made of concrete or brick or steel but of a
golden mist.
“Alright I
got the dynamite,” The tallest robber said. The robbers didn't
bother to wear masks because magical security would pick up their
identities anyway. The plan was to flee a few worlds away where it
wouldn't even matter.
“You actually
brought the dynamite with you? For the last time Ted, you cannot
blow open a ghost vault,”
The shortest robber replied.
One of the
ghosts laughed.
The shortest
robber pointed his wand at the ghost. “You think something is funny
ghost? Do you? Sure you're a hostage but we got plenty more of you
specters we could blow sky high with our spells.”
“Cool it
Harold,” The last robber said. He wore a wizarding hat and robe.
“Now time to open up that vault with a few spells. Should only take
a few seconds then we can take the souls and get out of here.”
“Souls?”
Ted said while still holding the dynamite. “What do you mean souls?
I thought we were here for loot and stuff to sell to demons. Like
ghost gold or something.”
Harold glared
at Ted then looked at the robber in the wizarding hat. “Look Ted's
an idiot for thinking there's such a thing as ghost gold. But I
thought we were going for ghost artifacts. There are some in this
vault. I read about it in the paper before we met. That's why I
didn't ask. I thought it was given that's what we were getting to
sell to the demons. What's this about souls Jacob?”
“Ugh. There
are souls that cannot form into beings like ghosts but cannot haunt
objects or move on so they become their own special object. The only
way to store them is inside a spell like this magic vault or within a
human body. They are very valuable.”
Harold then
replied, “Well I'm not going to help you sell souls to some demons.
Random artifacts sure. Not souls. That's just messed up.”
Ted added,
“Yeah, me too!”
Jacob pulled
out his wand. “Oh no, I need you to carry them. As I said they can
only be stored in spells or human bodies. And that's what you're here
for. If I put them in me it'll interfere with my magic. And unlike
you who was just bluffing and showing off when you were threatening
to attack the hostages I'm willing to go after anyone in this room,
ghost or human.”
Harold shot a
quick a stun spell at Jacob. The attempt did not get Jacob off guard
as planned and he simply raised a barrier to stop the spell.
“I can
protect myself from any of your magic spells. And naturally I used
the excuse of a ghost bank to make sure you didn't carry firearms.
You're going to help me rob this ghost dimension bank whether you
want me to or not.”
Then the ghost
police contacted the bank from the outside. “Release the hostages!”
Ted suddenly
had one of the few good ideas in his life. He threw the dynamite lit.
“I'm pleaing guilty and I will testify against the ringleader for
reduced sentencing!”
“What are you
doing?” Jacob yelled. “I can't cast the spell to leave worlds in
time for this. I can't cast anything! You set me up!”
Harold then
said, “I plea guilty too! Jacob set us up! Ted and I are leaving
the bank and turning ourselves in!”
All three of
them floated out of the bank, swimming through the ghost realm like
an ocean. They escaped the explosive charge in time. All got prison
time but charges were different. Conspiring to sell souls to demons
is much worse than attempting to rob a bank. But all did their time.
Just some more than others.
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