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Saturday, April 11, 2015

Today's #flashfiction April Trues

“This-is-SPARTA!”
Schoolhouse Rock* #quote

Today CJ will be coming over, and Jessica tommorrow, and since CJ is staying the weekend on Sunday we'll all be together to hatch an evil scheme, though we probably won't. I say probably won't to maintain plausible deniability.

April Trues


         Parallel universes have various quirks here and there. One thirty-six and a half degrees divided by zero on the quantum reality scale from ours has a particular quirk in April. Ten days after April Fools they have April Trues. This tradition often terrifies people, however anyone whoever speaks against it was looked at as an extremely dishonest person. In this reality April Trues came long before April Fools and went under many names over many cultures and created April Fools as a sort of contrasting day before. And the reason April Fools contrasted April Trues was that on April Trues everyone must tell the truth. This was also why it terrified everyone.
        A near-ancient tradition that permeated through various cultures April Trues became so ingrained that people followed it religiously. People hid, and the biggest way to get out of it was to refuse to speak. The most high profile trials were held on April Trues and so were many treaty signings. On our Earth treaties were signed with various dates. In this reality most were dated April 11th, the day of April Trues.
        Congressman Hughes was one of the many politicians who liked to take advantage of April Trues. By using carefully worded speeches he could manage to give statements without breaking the rule of not lying. Even a politician found difficulty lying on April Trues, it'd be like breaking a most Sacred Commandment. Some did, but the worst part was that when someone lied on April Trues, you could always see it in their face. Very few ever mastered the “April Bluff”, including professional liars.
        He gave his speech smiling that'd he'd used the day to look even more honest with his carefully crafted words. Never technically lying he managed to paint his opposition in the worst light. He managed to enter his car quickly enough to avoid anyone asking any compromising questions. Hughes smiled as started driving his car home. He didn't even trust to have a driver in the vehicle.
          His wife sat next to him in the passenger seat turned to him and asked, “Are you having an affair?” He almost froze, but at least driving instincts prevented them from crashing. People didn't ask those kinds of questions on April Trues. After all, if you asked your husband or wife that it showed a complete lack of trust that you thought you even needed April Trues to get the answer out of them.

      “Yes,” Hughes replied. However his wife was right. And the only reason the politician brought her along in the car during the dangerous day of April Trues was that he thought he had her fooled. When the politician and his wife filed for divorce in March the media naturally put two and two together and magazines speculated on what kind of truth was revealed on April Trues.

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