“Put your
money where your mouth is.”
Mr. Potato
Head* #quote
Today I went to
my trading card game thing, and tomorrow Jessica's coming over so it
looks like my weekend is going to be full of fun shenanigans. Anyway
onto the flash fiction!
The Birds And
The Gears
One day a young
little robot asked his parents where baby robots came from. The
parents didn't want to explain the robot child factory and upgrades
all robots go through at each stage of maturity, that would be the
worst kind of awkward. (parent robots watch over and raise young
robots but don't physically create them). So the father did the first
thing he could think of.
“Well son,
see there's a bunch of fairies in a magical land in the North.”
“Fairies.”
“Yes, and
they put all their fairy dust on all the metal we're made out of and
it turns into us.”
“Fairy dust.”
“Of course!
Then they all work together using their magic to fly you to us for us
to raise you.”
“You just
made that up.”
The mother
robot glared at the father robot and he responded to her, “Oh like
you could have made up anything better in two seconds!”
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