“Build
a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your
door.”
Harry Houdini* #quote
Tomorrow I'll be hanging with my friend Jessica and going to see the
new the Avengers movie, Age of Ultron. (Hopefully the Age of Ultron
doesn't last as long as the Ice Age or else I'll get sore because
those movie chairs can get uncomfortable after awhile.)
The Most Perilous Junk Food
The Mega-Burrito-Burger-Ball. A most mysterious and dangerous junk
food. A daring chef decided to ignore all laws of decency and create
a ball of twisted flavor unique to this world no matter how it
affected the body. Calling it a burrito and a burger merely
approximated its form as a sequence of bread buns held together by
grease and cheese rolled around a core in a burrito like folding
ball. The interior contained a concoction formed of years of thought.
The “chef”, if creating such a monstrosity should allow him to
keep such a title, worked hard to create something that he wanted to
use to go down in culinary history.
Sugars, spices, beans upon cheeses, synthetic flavorings of the
fast food industry and his own creation. All went in along with meats
and little bits, even if only bits as small as dust, of nuts and
fruit. He aged food in strange ways to create some sort of effect
unknown along with his chemicals. What happens when chemistry born of
a lab meets liquor along with spinach?
This chef did have a small cooking show with a small following.
Usually it showed boring dishes, but he brought in this one to show
to the world. Since it took so long to create all the ingredients he
only had one, so he ate it on the show. He smiled on the first bite
and dug into it like a starving man, the flavor he created rushing
through his brain as a strange stimulus that filled every neuron. He
then fell dead shortly after finishing. His mind couldn't handle the
flavor.
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