Today's #flashfiction Earth Invasion Plan

“A man is judged by the company he keeps.”

Jerry Springer* #quote

Today I met Anubis. He's a really judgemental guy. Anyway onto the flash fiction!

Earth Invasion Plan

Step 1: Arm spaceships

Step 2: Survey planet for landing point

Step 3: Enter atmosphere

Step 4: Land on surface.

Step 5: Deploy army.

Step 6: Deploy airforce.

Step 7: See human counterattack.

Step 8: Counter their counterattack.

Step 9: Fail, then send more support.

Step 10: Fail again, then um, send for backup?

Step 11: Receive word from home that no forces are available.

Step 12: Uh-oh, so, should I, no wait, they've got all those angles covered.

Step 13: Realize I'm way in over my head.

Step 14: Tactical retreat.

Step 15: They cut me off. Okay, I can salvage this. Maybe if I...deploy the, no that won't work...

Step 16: Get captured.

Step 17: Hey, the cell at this “Area 51” holding facility of theirs is surprisingly roomy!