“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”
Steven King* #quote
Today I went to my card game thing, and much fun was had. Also
beware, sometimes, just sometimes, those shirts in your closet are up
to something.
Villain Block
“Hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!”
My evil laughs echoed throughout my evil, evil lair. I then sighed.
“I've got nothing.” I admitted to myself. Though I've never
written a book I think I can now relate to all those writers in the
world. I can't come up with any ideas for an evil plan. I thought the
laugh might help, but I still couldn't come up with anything
original. No new evil plans. And no super villain worth a hoot would
recycle a plan. Just like an author I must be having that “writer's
block”. Hmmm...but this is the version for evil villains. I must
name it. I must use all my intelligence as evil genius Dr. Mindblown.
I shall call it... “villain block”! Now how shall I conquer this
obstacle to world domination? After all, I cannot conquer the world
without an evil plan...and this “villain block” is preventing me
from doing so.
Though I do not
normally use the technology of the common man I will use it in this
case. I will use the commoners Internet. Look up how the common
writer deals with “writer's block”. Whatever techniques work
against it might work against “villain's block”.
After looking
at several websites it seems that several methods are purposed.
Though these seem purposed for novels and stories I may be able to
adapt them to evil plans. All revolve around thought processes
though. They suggest mapping out characters and plot points on paper.
The characters I adapt into my enemies and myself. The plot points I
may adapt into possible elements in the flow of events. The
characters in a story will the pawns in my schemes and the plot will
be my evil plan.
Before I looked down on all literature as a simple waste of time.
Inflated entertainment. But it looks now that their techniques may
help me hatch my final schemes to defeat all my enemies and take over
the world. I realized that this is not the first time I have had
“villain's block” and these techniques to fight “writer's
block” may even enhance my schemes. Mwahahahhahaha. I may defeat
the superheroes of the world yet and conquer it. All of the world
bowing before me thanks to these common fools giving me the secrets
of defeating “writer's block”!
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