“Credit or Debit?”
Boatman Of The River Styx* #quote
Today I discussed my costume with my father. Tomorrow is my last
school club for the semester. Aww...Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Couch Potato Farmer
The couch potato is the most curious new development of genetic
engineering. Now considered the largest food crop it gets it name not
only from the fact it is the size of a couch but also from the fact
its growth is accelerated mostly by particular light frequencies.
These light frequencies actually match those emitted from televisions
and should be varied as the day goes on.
This task is actually managed by me, a simple man by the name of
Andrew, who has now turned watching television into his job. That and
watching the readings along with it. I must flip channels based on
readings corresponding to the couch potato's growth, looking at
hundreds of TVs, hundreds of readings, and hundreds of couch
potatoes. I flip channels appropriately. At some points a couch
potato may grow best next to a TV show with football on, but in a
moment my computer may tell me to change the channel to the weather.
It is worth it however for the massive boon the crop gives.
I may have to switch crops though. I heard about the development of reading carrots.
I may have to switch crops though. I heard about the development of reading carrots.
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