“It ain't over till it's over.”
Phil Connors, Groundhog Day* #quote
Today I went to my card game thing. I traded some of my foreign
cards that my parents accidently bought me when I was young. Things
like “Flegmon”, which in English was Slowpoke. The foreign names
tend to be much funnier or cooler as is often the case with foreign
words.
The Ghost And His Junk Mail
One bright, sunny day Ronald the ghost received junk mail. A coupon
for a furniture store. Normally people would toss aside such things
immediately or maybe stow them away in some sort of coupon pile. But
Ronald had been itching to add some furniture to his ethereal home on
The Other Side for quite some time and immediately went off to the
store.
Ronald went to the store and purchased his furniture, an
insignificant event from his perspective to be sure. But to the
mortals at the store, it gave them many nightmares. The experience of
having an otherworldly being shop there bent their fragile living
minds. Poor Steve receives therapy to this very day.
But why would a coupon for a mortal store be mailed to a ghost? The
answer may never be known as the postal system works in mysterious
ways.
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