“If the shoe
fits, wear it.”
The Sasquatch* #quote
Tomorrow the costuming club I go to is starting up again. Which is
even neater than it would normally be since father and I have been
working on a costume armor thingie and have been coming along quite
well so it gives more to discuss in the club. I believe we started
working on it while I first went to club but now we've made
significant progress. (Going from nothing to a helmet and almost the
whole shoes) Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Alien Instant Message
For the past few years aliens observed humanity and decided that we
were, despite everything, an overall peaceful species compared to the
average intelligent life form. Instead of meeting with world leaders
and making a political move they decided they would send out messages
to all the people of the world as simultaneously as possible. For the
United States they decided to send out an instant message to all
cellphones(they would eventually do this to most contries will a
large population of cellphone users). The message they sent out to
the masses they, from the information gathered by research, would be
easily understood and convey peaceful intentions while also showing
the humans that they were “saavy” with their culture.
The text message read as follows:
“hi, we r aliens in ur universe. We want 2 land on ur planet &
b bffs.”
The entire country universally responded with “lol wut?”
The aliens took this as a positive reaction and upon further contact
with other nations with similar reactions they landed. Humanity
referred to the new aliens as the Lolwuts ever since.
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