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Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Today's #flashfiction #TheAlienInstantMessage

“If the shoe fits, wear it.”
The Sasquatch* #quote



Tomorrow the costuming club I go to is starting up again. Which is even neater than it would normally be since father and I have been working on a costume armor thingie and have been coming along quite well so it gives more to discuss in the club. I believe we started working on it while I first went to club but now we've made significant progress. (Going from nothing to a helmet and almost the whole shoes) Anyway onto the flash fiction!



The Alien Instant Message

          For the past few years aliens observed humanity and decided that we were, despite everything, an overall peaceful species compared to the average intelligent life form. Instead of meeting with world leaders and making a political move they decided they would send out messages to all the people of the world as simultaneously as possible. For the United States they decided to send out an instant message to all cellphones(they would eventually do this to most contries will a large population of cellphone users). The message they sent out to the masses they, from the information gathered by research, would be easily understood and convey peaceful intentions while also showing the humans that they were “saavy” with their culture.
       The text message read as follows:
       “hi, we r aliens in ur universe. We want 2 land on ur planet & b bffs.”
        The entire country universally responded with “lol wut?”
        The aliens took this as a positive reaction and upon further contact with other nations with similar reactions they landed. Humanity referred to the new aliens as the Lolwuts ever since.

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