“That's my
story and I'm sticking to it.”
Mother
Goose* #quote
Today I went to
a Pokemon second card game thing. Much fun was had. So much fun I might count
it as two having fun hading. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
A 4D Pizza
Delivery
Drayiu is a
very air-headed multidimensional creature who kept forgetting things
he wanted on his pizza while he ordered it. To make sure he could
have his pizza on time he kept bending space-time so he could keep
asking over and over again and alter the spatial state of the pizza
to make sure it had everything. The pizza delivery place computers
couldn't tell much what was going on but every human could tell
something was off. (Drayiu was an multidimensional creature who had
decided to retire on Earth because of the wonderful weather and food.
He had to disguise himself as a human though, tentacles would be
socially awkward.) Everyone kept feeling deja vu(and every time
Drayiu forgot an ingredient and had to mess with time again and
reorder plus scramble everybody's memory) the deja vu got more
intense. And nobody in the pizza place could rationalize why all the
clocks suddenly were off a bit. (Drayiu couldn't alter time
completely and each time a millisecond built up and eventually each
clock in the pizza joint changed a little)
And the thing
that baffled the pizza place the most is why they had fifty different
receipt copies for one guy in the computer's memory when they all
swore he ordered once. But no matter the confusion on the side of the
pizza place at least Drayiu got his pizza hot and kinda-sorta in
thirty minutes or less.
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