“I'm feeling a
little blue.”
Jake Sully,
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Today I went to
my card game thing. Tomorrow CJ might be coming over. I hope he does
as he would be helpful in stopping the plans of our evil twins to
take over the world.
The Time
Traveler's Plan
“And with the
shot of the plasma cannon I will destroy the meteor and stop the
dinosaurs from becoming extinct. Humanity will evolve never walk the
Earth. I will be the unsung hero of nature!” Johnathan the time
traveler raved to himself since according to his plan he figured he
would know no one for the rest of his life. He needed to assure
himself in his own ambition and views. He created a time machine to
carry out this out. It only had one use since he needed enough power
to run the massive cannon he brought with him. He watched the
dinosaurs in front of him. They would run their course anew.
A human voice
responded to his proclamations, “At least your lack of
understanding of time travel means you won't be that much trouble.”
Johnathan froze as another person made no sense. He felt like he must
be hallucinating. But when he turned around he found another person
in a time travel suit like him. The same solid white covering. Except
the person he faced carried some sort of gun. “You do realize that
if your plan worked you wouldn't have a reason to go back into the
past. This creates a classical paradox. If you try to time travel
while doing something that will cause a paradox then your time
machine's engine won't work. The universe has to make sense that's
how science works.”
“Who are
you?” Johnathan asked, “And who are you to say this won't work! I
spent twenty years of my life inventing time travel to destroy
humanity and save the Earth!”
The man
replied, “My name's Officer Cedric. Time police. And that's a lot
of arrogance for you to say that you invented time travel first.
Though with time travel it's kinda confusing what 'first' is. Either
way you'll cause more trouble if we don't take you in. Thank goodness
you never figured out how it worked.”
The officer
handcuffed Johnathan as he stood there bewildered. The plasma cannon
only grazed the meteor. Cedric met many ambitious time travelers
trying to manipulate the time line to their benefit or the
destruction of others. He never did tell anyone that really nobody
ever figured out exactly how time travel worked. The officer's rule
was smile and keep trying to fix whatever the meddler did until it
stops raining cheeseburgers or whatever else started happening.
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