“Eeeny...
meeny... miny...mo!”
Sherlock
Holmes* #quote
Today I found
buried treasure left behind by a pirate. He was a very unsuccessful
pirate so it was like, two bucks.
The Good
Fortune Of ,A Text Message Mishap
One merry old
day Blork of the planet Erghlor entered his friends contact
information incorrectly into his cellphone while orbiting Earth. So
he set his text message unwittingly to a young boy named James.
“Sup
Jorulong, I'm gonna 2 totally blow this planet up. It'll b funny.”
“What?”
“It's named
Earth. I bet u that u will c the blast from ur house.”
As James looked
at text message bubbles on his phone he wondered if this was the
dumbest prank call in the universe or what. Well, if he was going to
play along he better do it in the smart way.
“How about
you go and blow up an asteroid field in the next galaxy, it'll look
cooler.”
“Woah, cool
idea man, lol.” James disregarded the entire thing until he read in
a science magazine a few years later(it does take some time for light
to travel through the vastness of space) that a gigantic asteroid
field seems to have strangely exploded in a galaxy at some point in
time with no scientific explanation.
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