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Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Today's #flashfiction #IncreasingTheSoulRating

“I'm always climbing to new heights.”
King Kong* #quote

       Today seizures were down, which is always good news, and I haven't seized into anything in and smacked my arm against furniture or something in awhile too. Anyway onto the flash fiction!

Increasing The Soul Rating


        Unfortunately humanity your Positive Soul rating has gone down and is teetering dangerously low. Considering the gods have given your world a soul you should increase your Positive Soul rating. The fate of your planet depends on it. We recommend lots of party with plenty of pizza. If action is not taken, your planet could be destroyed.
        Positive Soul rating is determined by the collected happiness of a person considering their situation. Your planet has a cumulative rating of all your people. So a person who remains in a terrible situation but still manages to be happy can generate Positive Soul but someone in a good situation also has to generate Positive Soul proportional to their situation.
      Your Positive Soul ranking is plummeting because you have so many positive things happening in your world yet those people are not being as happy as they should be based on the potential happiness they could have. You've got technology and cars now and aren't being eaten by prehistoric beasts even. Put a smile on people! I'm merely a spirit working for the gods. But I can still tell you that if you don't they will deem your species a waste of Soul and destroy your planet to move the soul to a new life bearing one and make another intelligent species(they hesitate because of the trouble of evolution) to try and make a better use of Soul.
     So put on a smile on! I don't know the best way to do it, but maybe you could even invent a few new holidays. I wouldn't want to see another planet scrapped so quickly. One happened last week and you're teetering on the edge. It's always based on your situation, so no matter how terrible or good your life is, it's what you make of it that determines the rating. So please, throw a groovy party and have a blast or something, before it is too late.

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