“I'm always
climbing to new heights.”
King Kong*
#quote
Today seizures
were down, which is always good news, and I haven't seized into
anything in and smacked my arm against furniture or something in
awhile too. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Increasing
The Soul Rating
Unfortunately
humanity your Positive Soul rating has gone down and is teetering
dangerously low. Considering the gods have given your world a soul
you should increase your Positive Soul rating. The fate of your
planet depends on it. We recommend lots of party with plenty of
pizza. If action is not taken, your planet could be destroyed.
Positive Soul
rating is determined by the collected happiness of a person
considering their situation. Your planet has a cumulative rating of
all your people. So a person who remains in a terrible situation but
still manages to be happy can generate Positive Soul but someone in a
good situation also has to generate Positive Soul proportional to
their situation.
Your Positive
Soul ranking is plummeting because you have so many positive things
happening in your world yet those people are not
being as happy as they should be based on the potential happiness
they could have. You've got technology and cars now and aren't being eaten by prehistoric beasts even. Put a smile on people! I'm merely a spirit working
for the gods. But I can still tell you that if you don't they will
deem your species a waste of Soul and destroy your planet to move the
soul to a new life bearing one and make another intelligent
species(they hesitate because of the trouble of evolution) to try and
make a better use of Soul.
So put on a
smile on! I don't know the best way to do it, but maybe you could
even invent a few new holidays. I wouldn't want to see another planet
scrapped so quickly. One happened last week and you're teetering on
the edge. It's always based on your situation, so no matter how
terrible or good your life is, it's what you make of it that
determines the rating. So please, throw a groovy party and have a
blast or something, before it is too late.
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