“And this little piggy went home.”
Dave Anderson, founder of Famous Dave's BBQ* #quote
Today I went to another card game thing, but a shorter one, the
weekly thing, not a big ol' tournament. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
Currency Of The Gods
My name's a bit unpronounceable in the languages of the people of
the mortal worlds. But a few of the names I go by when I manifest in
those realms are Akira, Danny, and Gonzales. You can call me by one
of those names. Really, I have names for everywhere, but I don't feel
like saying them all.
I'm a merchant of sorts. A merchant for the gods. And I'd like to
make a deal with you. Now, I don't care about your money or any of
your possessions like your car or house or TV or whatever you have.
We gods can conjure up that kind of stuff anytime we please. Beings
like us have a different currency.
You know all those ideas, emotions and other thoughts that swirl
around in your mind. And the life you experience? That's what I'm
interested in. The things we gods can't conjure are those instances
of the soul. We watch mortals from our realms and follow their lives
and bond to their minds to experience as they do. Entertainment in
its finest form. Like a movie but better.
So live a life worth following and I'll offer you a wonderful deal.
Free luck and blessings from the gods! Your chances of winning that
next raffle will skyrocket! Just fill your mind with happiness, joy,
passion, ideas, and live life with a vigor and we'll follow you like
one of those social networking sites. Really, after all the
eternities of living, we offer bargains like this for you with ease.
Keep on living human.
P.S. The gods take no legal responsibility for the results of your
rewarded luck and would remind you that supernatural occurrence of
their monitoring and rewarding fall outside of mortal law so no
lawsuits may be brought upon the gods or any related parties, be they
immortal or mortal.
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