“Stay in
school!”
Peter Pan*
#quote
Today's my
birthday, and I'm clocking in at 23 years of age. Here's to another
year of me not spontaneously combusting, murdered by butlers, eaten
by tigers, or disappearing under mysterious circumstances. Also saw
Frozen today with family. It was a good movie, though it did have a
crazy amount of songs. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Two Heads
Are Better Than One, But Three Is A Crowd
“Let's go to
the library, I want to go to the library!”
“Quiet Greg.”
“I wasn't
saying anything!”
“No, I wasn't
talking to you I was talking to the loudmouth.”
“This is why
I wanted to go to the library! We can pick out names there!”
“I thought we
were all Greg.”
“No, we're
not!”
“Ugh,
loudmouth is almost right. But we've been using left, right and
middle Greg for awhile now.”
“I thought we
decided to abandon the whole left, right and middle thing so that we
could become individuals.”
“That's why I
want to go to the library!”
“Shut up
loudmouth!”
“Hey, if I'm
getting a name it's not going to be loudmouth. I like the sound of
Sally.”
“You're not
even a girl!”
“Listen to
left Greg.”
“Hey, I
thought we agreed that we're not using those names! That's why I
wanted to go to the library! And well, I guess our body is a boy. But
we're three different heads on a dragon body! Why should it matter!”
“Let's just
make the wizard give us three new names completely different from
Greg.”
“You're
right, right Greg. We've worked for him so well after he summoned us
it's the least he could do.”
In a few
moments the three headed beast consulted the wizard and he gave them
their new names.
“Larry, Curly
and Moe! Those are names!” The yelled in unison with smiles on
their scaled faces.
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