“I'm not sure if this is my color.”
Gandalf the
White* #quote
Today I went to
my fun school club thing. Shenanigans ensued. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
A Sketchy
Man
A man named
Timothy Wallows was arrested for being just too sketchy. He tried to
hid how sketchy he had been from the police and everyone around him,
but eventually he had been caught being sketchy red handed and the
police found evidence of all his sketchiness.
“You can't
put me in prison for just being sketchy!” He told the judge and
jury.
The prosecution
countered, “When you sketch blueprints for bank robberies, stalk
women, and perform corporate espionage then you can be put away for
being sketchy!” The prosecution pointed to the stack of sketches in
the courtroom Timothy Wallows made of all his subjects that the
police confiscated as evidence.
The sketchy man
hoped that his mistakes could have been erased, but the sentence was
carried out.
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