“Rules were
meant to be broken.”
Isaac
Asimov* #quote
Today Jessica
will be coming over. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
I'll Have A
Movie With Everything On It
An ambitious
movie producer dismissed the phrase “You can't please everyone.”
and decided he would fund a movie that would everything he could fit
in it. Like an over-stuffed burger he delivered it to world.
Audiences were blown away. The following movie climax is when some
would even claim their heart stopped.
“No, I am
your mother!” the communist, spy, supervillainess revealed while
surrounded by her dragon minions.
The hero yelled
back, “That's impossible! I grew up in Victorian England and was
brought her by a temporal anomaly.”
The villainess
laughed. “But those are all false memories. Implanted by the ghoul
of the haunted ruins your father excavated all those years ago.”
“The ghoul
that caused the viral outbreak?”
“Yes, that
now works with me.”
The hero grew
enraged and pulled out his nun-chucks. “If you worked with the
ghoul that means you are partly responsible for killing my father. I
will get my revenge on you, then get the ghoul!”
The
supervillainess smiled as a large rumble shook the foundation of the
racetrack they stood on. “Shouldn't you be more worried about that
girlfriend and best friend of yours?” The hero looked over to see
the source of the quake. The giant city-wrecking ape-lizard monster
Primalscales held his love interest and best friend in hand as it
rampaged.
The hero stood
silent for a moment. Then utilized channeled the great spiritual
power he obtained from his long walkabout where he met the many sages
of different cultures all across in the only way he knew how. Through
the sheer might of his song and dance.
The world
erupted as in dazzle as his musical number started. His powers flowed
through song, his voice, salsa, waltz and whatever steps he did made
rainbows and explosions fill the air. More and more magic came to the
racetrack. Vortexes opened bringing warriors to assist, other
dazzling magical effects and backup dancers. The movies soundtrack
flipped between twenty genres of music at least. The actors talent
kept up with the action.
Not only was
the beast the defeated, but the supervillainess as well.
In the end the
movie sold absurd amount of tickets, but its budget was so high it
barely made a profit. Another movie like it would never be produced.
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