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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Today's #flashfiction #HowToDateASpellcaster

“Only you can prevent forest fires.”
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow*



Had to update windows to 8.1 tonight(my computer was rather insistent).


How To Date A Spellcaster

       If you want to date a wizard or a witch it's just like dating an ordinary person, so first, read up on all those other dating tip items...think of it as your initial research. The magic part gets complicated. But don't worry, it is possible to date a spellcaster without ending up a frog.
       No matter the sex the same principles apply and thought processes apply. It's best to think of magic as the awkward, obsessive, crazy, well-intentioned, mother-in-law who won't leave you alone. And she's also rich. Very, very rich.
       Magic can get you many, many things. Rides on dragons, castles in the sky, genies, elf butlers. The wizard or witch your dating will try to bring magic into the relationship, into the normal world. Don't. All these special things, all magic, is the wonderful money of that awkward, obsessive, crazy, well-intentioned, mother-in-law. The magic will be all nice, but will get in the middle of your life, never leave, and drive you insane.
       By having a relationship with a spellcaster magic becomes your in-law. But take it from me, who has personal experience and is now stuck in the middle of a goblin frat house with my loved one, you need to move far, far away.

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