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prevent forest fires.”
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windows to 8.1 tonight(my computer was rather insistent).
How To Date
A Spellcaster
If you want to
date a wizard or a witch it's just like dating an ordinary person, so
first, read up on all those other dating tip items...think of it as
your initial research. The magic part gets complicated. But don't
worry, it is possible to date a spellcaster without ending up a frog.
No matter the
sex the same principles apply and thought processes apply. It's best
to think of magic as the awkward, obsessive, crazy, well-intentioned,
mother-in-law who won't leave you alone. And she's also rich. Very,
very rich.
Magic can get
you many, many things. Rides on dragons, castles in the sky, genies,
elf butlers. The wizard or witch your dating will try to bring magic
into the relationship, into the normal world. Don't. All these
special things, all magic, is the wonderful money of that awkward,
obsessive, crazy, well-intentioned, mother-in-law. The magic will be
all nice, but will get in the middle of your life, never leave, and
drive you insane.
By having a
relationship with a spellcaster magic becomes your in-law. But take
it from me, who has personal experience and is now stuck in the
middle of a goblin frat house with my loved one, you need to move
far, far away.
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