“I didn't mean
to barge in.”
The Kool-Aid
Man* #quote
Tomorrow I'm
going to my card game thing. Much fun will be had, perhaps even more
than usual as I will be using my favorite Pokemon guy Probopass. He's
extremely weird, silly, and dumb...and that's why I like him! Sure
there may be dragons, but who needs those when you can play with a
metal creature with a giant nose resembling one of those Easter
island heads?
What The
Sage Left On The Mountain
Once there
lived a sage on a mountain. Many came seeking his advice and wisdom.
He knew much and often the answer to any question. (He could tap into
the secrets of the cosmos like that). He enjoyed helping people for
many years. Eventually though he grew tired of it. He still wished to
help people but didn't want to do it himself. The Great Laziness of
old age hit him. So he used his powers to consult the energies of the
cosmos to seek his answer.
Now when people
visit his mountaintop they first run across a computer with satellite
Internet connection. Next to it carved in the rock is: “If you
cannot find your answer on the Internet, they you may ask me.”
No one asked
him a question again.
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