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Friday, May 2, 2014

Today's #flashfiction #TheZombieDanceOff

“Clothes make the man.”
Spongebob Squarepants* #quote


      Tomorrow CJ might come over. Shenanigans may happen. Or maybe anti-shenanigans. Anyway onto the flash fiction!

The Zombie Dance Off

       The zombie party was going mad with energy. The brains tasted great, the blood punch divine and the light show of the rave intense. Any undead would love to be in this party. The party host even invited his mummy.
       But something went terribly wrong. Something spoiled the party that no zombie thought could ever be spoiled. The dance off. It seemed like a good idea on paper. All at once the zombies came together and danced. They showed off to each other and aimed to be the best dancer in the house.
       Then the startling realization came to the crowd of undead at the party. Zombies aren't very sturdy. The break dancer fell apart first, and soon after every zombie who stressed their party in the dance off fell apart. Zombies normally took caution to care for their bodies, but they threw caution to the wind when the dance off happened. The whole party fell apart as did the arms and legs of all the participants. Zombies covered the floors.
       Could a champion be named among all the broken zombies on the ground? Not really, but they certainly weren't as dumb as the vampires who decided to go sunbathing.

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