“Hygiene is two thirds of health.”
Psycho*#quote
Today my family
watched Last Comic Standing. It had comedians on it. Who would have
thunk? I thought they'd be stacking comic books and seeing which one
would take the longest to tip over. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Sad Meals
Some
restaurants may sell optimist meal packages. McWaldons sold Sad
Meals.
Sad Meals meals
didn't come with toys. Sometimes they came with pictures of wounded
or dying puppies in pounds. (The puppy pictures came in sets so you
could collect them all!) Or also a spreadsheet of depressing
statistics or gloomy fortunes.
The signature
of Sad Meals was the Hangman toy. It was a toy of a person with a
noose around their neck with a name tag on it. The name was of
someone that died that day(the toy would be picked to match of
course. They prided themselves on making sure at least the gender was
right). Even though it would make the meals extra sad to make all the
people in the meals young, they did all demographics for an added
effect too.
After the introduction of Sad Meals McWaldons
didn't last long and declared bankruptcy fairly quickly.
No comments:
Post a Comment