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Thursday, May 22, 2014

Today's #flashfiction #ThePizzaWithNothingOnIt

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”
Batman* #quote


Quick! Look behind you! Aw you missed it. Anyway onto the flash fiction!


The Pizza With Nothing On It

      Ronald and the manager thought it might be a prank, but better to risk a prank then anger a customer. He arrived at the house that ordered the “pizza with nothing on it”. Not even cheese. Just what was needed to make it technically a pizza.
       The house was creepy, with a vibe matching an old black and white horror movie. Even though the house looked well maintained when Ronald placed his foot on the steps up to the house door it creaked loudly with a frightening shrill that resembled someone muffling a person face under a pillow.
        His eyes spent a few seconds scanning the house for a doorbell but he couldn't find any. So he knocked. The door opened and something shaped like a person but not quite one answered it.
Ronald nearly wanted to run when he saw what looked like a bed sheet floating without a body underneath, but being a pizza delivery guy, he had dealt with some quite terrifying things when he went to houses before.
        Money levitated out from under the bed sheet and the cloth creature pulled the pizza from the his hands with some mysterious power. Ronald saw other floating objects in the house, along with strange lights. He couldn't quite fathom it all.
         A voice came from the bed sheet. The voice sounded like someone forcing words out while choking. “Ah, from the look on your face you must be wondering about the pizza. Well, we're ghosts so we don't really need all food on the pizza. We just order a pizza just because it doesn't really feel like a party unless there's pizza.”

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