“Go
directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”
Batman*
#quote
Quick! Look
behind you! Aw you missed it. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Pizza
With Nothing On It
Ronald and the
manager thought it might be a prank, but better to risk a prank then
anger a customer. He arrived at the house that ordered the “pizza
with nothing on it”. Not even cheese. Just what was needed to make
it technically a pizza.
The house was
creepy, with a vibe matching an old black and white horror movie.
Even though the house looked well maintained when Ronald placed his
foot on the steps up to the house door it creaked loudly with a
frightening shrill that resembled someone muffling a person face
under a pillow.
His eyes spent
a few seconds scanning the house for a doorbell but he couldn't find
any. So he knocked. The door opened and something shaped like a
person but not quite one answered it.
Ronald nearly
wanted to run when he saw what looked like a bed sheet floating
without a body underneath, but being a pizza delivery guy, he had
dealt with some quite terrifying things when he went to houses
before.
Money levitated
out from under the bed sheet and the cloth creature pulled the pizza
from the his hands with some mysterious power. Ronald saw other
floating objects in the house, along with strange lights. He couldn't
quite fathom it all.
A voice came
from the bed sheet. The voice sounded like someone forcing words out
while choking. “Ah, from the look on your face you must be
wondering about the pizza. Well, we're ghosts so we don't really need
all food on the pizza. We just order a pizza just because it doesn't
really feel like a party unless there's pizza.”
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