The Dark Fairy's Employment
My wings flicker as I sit in my cubicle writing. I look to the wall
of my cubicle to see my name: Jerry Deathtwinkle, on my employee of
the month award. I want to win it again. Next time it'll come with a
pay raise and maybe I can afford a suitable wedding ring for my love
Sally Doomglitter. Plus a good wedding in due time for the perfect
dark fairy couple like us.
The boss issued me to write a script for a six-year-old human girl.
Seems he wanted me to really bring her fear of spiders up and gave me
an order for a level 8 script. This left me ecstatic. Level 8 would
let me unleash my imagination on the girl and I could really impress
the boss.
My script would begin with the girl playing normally in her house.
But after a few moments of calm, just enough to keep her secure, the
giant spiders would appear. They would chase her through her house
and no matter how hard she ran she could never escape them. And she
would keep running and I would change her home just a bit so it would
loop forever and she would be too terrified to notice.
Especially since the walls and ceiling would eventually turn into
spiders. They wouldn't collapse so she would still be chased
throughout the now spider house. Eventually she will find her parents
and jump into their arms...but her parents will turn into spiders.
The parents will collapse on top of her along with the entire
building and all the other spiders. That's when the nightmare ends.
Yes, my perfect nightmare script. I'll get a promotion for sure! And
my future wife and I will have the most beautiful wedding. I can
already imagine her magnificent ring and dress and the smile she'll
get from having it all.
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