“Quoth the raven nevermore.”
Angry Birds* #quote
If I had to make today a holiday it would be Today Day. Anyway onto
the flash fiction!
Magical
Statistics
40% of wizards
prefer the Pegasus over the dragon for long-distance air travel.
60% of goblins
are Amish-Buddist-Raccoon-Cultists Traditionalists
70% of ogres
are avid gamers and 30% of active user accounts on YBox Live are
ogres.
90% of witches
find wizards sexier without the traditional, messy, long beard.
55% of vampires
do not sparkle, they twinkle.
100% of the human and animal body parts the necromancers use in
Worldwide Necromancer Association are legally acquired and not stolen
from graves or innocent bystanders. At least, that's what they claim
on their tax returns.
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