“Quoth the raven nevermore.”
Angry Birds* #quote
If I had to make today a holiday it would be Today Day. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
40% of wizards prefer the Pegasus over the dragon for long-distance air travel.
60% of goblins are Amish-Buddist-Raccoon-Cultists Traditionalists
70% of ogres are avid gamers and 30% of active user accounts on YBox Live are ogres.
90% of witches find wizards sexier without the traditional, messy, long beard.
55% of vampires do not sparkle, they twinkle.
100% of the human and animal body parts the necromancers use in Worldwide Necromancer Association are legally acquired and not stolen from graves or innocent bystanders. At least, that's what they claim on their tax returns.