This story was
prepared in advance for thanksgiving time. I hope you enjoy it!
The Retired Rampager
The last few
years of my job I really, really wanted to retire. And here I am, all
retired. With tons of benefits. But now as I sit here watching my
giant TV I think to myself the most I ever do is go play cards with
Cthluthu or go to the bar with that lizard and monkey guy. The thing
is over these years of retirement I've started to realize that “hey,
I'm giant monster” and that I need to do my job. My job under the
Giant Rampaging Monster Association was to rampage and I need to
that. It's in my blood. But there are only so many active monsters
allowed in the association and, and I MISS MY JOB!
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