Today's flash fiction #TheSuperWizardSurvey

“I forgot.”

Data, Star Trek*

Went to my writers club. It was fun. Also: Potato, now you know the meaning of life. Anyway onto the flash fiction!

The Super Wizard Survey

The following survey was conducted of 1000 Level VIII Super Wizards. A larger sample size was desired by the surveyors but wizards of this power level are really, really hard to find.

#1 In general what brand of wand do you prefer?

A:Phoenix:30%

B:Griffon:8%

C:Dragon:20%

D:Sphinx:40%

E:Other/2%

#2:

#3:Of these four what kind of magic do you practice most often(based on spells cast per day?)

A:Offensive/2%

B:Healing/2%

C:Summoning2%

D:Mundane(As in preparing food for you or taking care of labor)90%

E:Psionic/4%

#4:Which of the following animals would you choose as your magical familiar if these were the only four available?

A:Goldfish:10%

B:5%

C:Eel/15%

D:Duckbilled Platypus/70%

#5Of the following elements, which is your favorite?

A:Fire/26%

B:Water/24%

C:Earth/22%

D:Wind/28%

#6:Of the following items in your home, which would you miss the most(skip if you don't have all the following items)

A:Magic Mirror/0%

B:Magic Cauldron/0%

C:Golem Slave/0%

D:Television/100%

#7:What kind of dragon do you prefer?

A:The classy kind./10%

B:The strong kind./40%

C:The cute kind./30%

D:The beautiful kind./10/%

#8:Of the color robes accepted in the Upper Wizards society which to do you prefer?

A:Blue/10%

B:Red/30%

C:Black/20%

D:Pink/40%

#9: Of the following popular Wizarding texts, which do you read the most often, or if you do not read any of them, which seems the most appealing to you?

A:Merlin Monthly/30%

B:Wizarding Sports/30%

C:Magical Secrets of the Universe/10%

D:Cutest Enchanted Animals/30%

#10: Aharg, yufhak, luughhi, asdfiiii, joooook. Of the following what would you deem the most appropriate counterspell?

A:Agafiahh, asdfasfhh/15%

B:Yuadsfhhi, guuiasdfi/25%

C:Uiiiihasgagi, yooookasdfaf/30%

D: Afajfkjalkjf, sdfafasdfiuuyuu/30%