“Tag your it!”
The Grim
Reaper*
Today worked on
my book and some such. Going through my usual motions eh?
Working
Around The Genie
Okay so I found
a genie. His entire shtick is to make you learn a life lesson by
giving you three wishes. You're supposed to wish for everything you
want then have it all backfire or something. They have a whole plan
for it.
But I wasn't
going to go through that. I was going to come out on top. And despite
the fact he listed a whole bunch of rules that I couldn't wish for
more wishes, can't wish for more genies, can't wish for more
creatures that can get me more wishes etc. I still actually managed
to find a loophole in all the 50 minutes rules that the genie
listed(seems they've had a lot of people work around their wishing
rules) What was my loophole? I wished that the rules didn't apply to
me. I made sure to say I got another wish each time I wished because
saying infinite or endless could have been reinterpreted by genie by
using the various mathematical forms of infinity or endless so he
could screw me out of my wishes.
So with my
forever replenishing wish supply I now could do whatever I wanted.
Especially after I wished for immortality. Now I knew the dangers of
this too. I wanted to make sure I wouldn't die and I wouldn't be
stuck in the scenario where I'm forever alive but my body is
decaying. So when wishing for immortality I didn't define with my own
words I used example characters from fictional novels that had been
meticulously outlined and the type of immortality those characters
had(forever alive while still retaining their youthful form, memories
and ability to learn new things) was also a general consensus by the
population. That kept my scope of definition narrow. Especially when
I used as many works as I could with characters with the exact same
kind of immortality.
And from there
I could get whatever I wanted for as long as I wanted. I made sure to
use my wishes to declare that everything I wished for was defined as
it was in my English language definitions and gave several examples
for everything before finalizing my wish so the genie could never
contort my words.
Did I mention I
was a lawyer?
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