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Sunday, July 27, 2014

Today's #flashfiction #IfTheDictionaryTurnedOutALittleBitDifferent

“It's all about the bling.”
Sauron* #quote


LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

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Anyway onto the flash fiction!

If The Dictionary Turned Out A Little Bit Different


The following is the definitions of a few of our words as they are defined in an alternate universe:

Iceberg: A particularly snowy town.
Underwear: Damage on the underside of automobiles over a long period of time.
Boxers: Hobos that live in boxes.
United States: A country where everyone eats healthy and listens to their parents.
Copyright: Using a second right turn to change direction see: U-Turn
Cow: Intelligent, resourceful, stealthy animal.
Video Game: Productive activity.
Science: Wordy magic.
Computer: Unbreakable object.
Author: Instantly successful person.

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