“Eeeny...
meeny... miny...mo!”
Sherlock Holmes* #quote
In between brainstorming book ideas I've been working on programming
a game. It's been a long time since I programmed. Y'know that sore
feeling you get when you move muscles that you haven't used in
awhile? Got the same feeling when I looked at coding stuff. Old gears
in my brain turning again. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
When You
Can't Get A Wife, You Can Get A Table
John was a
stunning bachelor. He thought he could probably even get on that show
involving being an attractive bachelor, if only he could remember the
name. He could probably get a girl. Maybe. But his non-committal
attitude prevented him from getting a wife. He could however buy a
table, it did many of the same things a good wife could.
When you need
help they can hold something for you.
If you're
lonely they'll always be there for you.
You can bring
them on vacations.
You can confide
all you're secrets in them and they would never tell.
And you can sit beside them during those romantic moonlit nights.
John's true
love lived just a couple blocks down. They hadn't met yet and when
they did they would kick it off and wed. But that was going to be a
year from now. But Arianna had the same non-committal attitude that
John did so she bought a table in the meantime. It did many of the
same things a good husband could do.
When you need
help they can hold something for you.
If you're
lonely they'll always be there for you.
You can bring
them on vacations.
You can confide
all you're secrets in them and they would never tell.
And you can sit beside them during those romantic moonlit nights.
John and Arianna's wedding was a beautiful one when they finally did
decide to marry. They were perfect for each other. After all with how
non-committal(at least relationship wise) they were that's what it
would take for them to marry. They were so perfectly matched they
even had a similar taste in tables.
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