“I want my mummy.”
Indiana Jones* #quote
It looks like CJ will be coming over not this weekend but the
weekend after. There will be several card game tournaments, and we
plan on going. Though I doubt most of ya care about Pokegossip the
Pokemon card game US national champions have been crowned(multiple as
there are age divisions for this multigenerational game...gosh
Pokemon has been around forever, I do see parents, uncles, aunts
showing their kids the game often and using it to spend time with
them or teach them math and reading.). Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Mythical Dragon's Lament
I'm so
lonely. I have to stay in this magic temple and wait for people
to pass the Trials of Power and Greatness. If they do I get to grant
them each a wish. I don't get to leave so I don't have any friends or
a girlfriend. It's sad. They leave quick after they get their wish. I
made up this really, really long speech just so they have to stay
longer. I also speak really long and dramatically. My normal voice is
not a booming, thunderous thing but a bit more of a sort of
Brooklyn/Mexican accent. Anyway I also work to make their wishes
backfire just so they have to comeback and un-wish them. I really
need the company. I'm so lonely. Oh! I have an idea. Could you
please be my penpal? My address is 1700 Mystical Temple Lane. We can
talk about so much like interior decorating(one of my big hobbies
since I can't leave the temple I summon whatever furniture I want to
decorate the place. People get confused when they see me, the
mystical dragon sitting on a fashionable chair but I don't care. It
makes them stay longer.) I also like video games. I can also play
them from inside the temple. Solitaire too. Lot's and lot's of
solitaire. I'm so lonely. Please be my penpal. I grant you a
special wish and you don't even have to pass the Trials of Power and
Greatness Pretty please?
Sincerely,
The Mythical
Dragon
PS: I changed my mind I'll give you two wishes...please write to me!
I'll wait for you!
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