“Do you know
the Muffin Man?”
The
Pillsbury Doughboy* #quote
Thanksgiving,
thanksgiving, it's time to take count of what your thankful for. If
you're not thankful for enough things than the Thanksgiving Boogieman
will come and eat your soul tonight! Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Doodle
Duel
The setting of
the fight was history class. Boring history class. Sam normally
thought history was interesting. But today it was mind-numbingly
boring. Today was Thursday. And that meant review. Sam was too
smart to need it, and since he liked history enough he remembered
everything the first time. So now everything was a dull mess. The
only solution was to use his rather mediocre drawing skills to create
a doodle duel on paper to pass the time.
He began by
drawing two stick people on his notebook paper. He drew a line and a
hump on top of the head of one to add a hat. That made his cowboy. He
turned the other one's face into a mask, leaving a slit with eyes
left. That was his ninja.
He drew two
squares in each of their hands then an oval coming from each of those
boxes. Those were their chainsaws. Those ovals from each of those
boxes were drawn to meet, the two combatants were fighting with their
chainsaws. Sam wrote “RrRrrrRrrrrrR”
Sam then added fire at
their feet. Why? Because there are very few things in this world that
are not more awesome without fire. The fire was fierce. He layered it
over and over.
He wasn't
content with only two combatants. So he added another. A wizard with
an incredibly pointy hat. He drew the wizard riding upon a dinosaur,
or a cow. With Sam's drawing skills an onlooker couldn't tell what
the wizard was riding.
Sam decided he
would bring in one more fighter. A box with an eye inside with lines
coming from it. (Those lines being the arms and legs) This was the
only the way he knew how to draw a robot.
He filled the fight with
tension by drawing thunder clouds, each cloud a puff with wild zig-zags flying across
the page. He gave each combatant a laser gun too to add more danger.
(Pretty much just a box with a line as a handle and LASER written on
it.) Soon he was going select a winner by drawing explosions over all
the losers. But a harbinger of peace would come to stop the duel.
“Sam? You're
drawing during review again? Put your doodles away and turn back to
your notes that you took during the week. Don't make me take your
pencil away.” The teacher turned away and continued the lecture and
no doodle blood was spilled that day.
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