“I take
Prilosec OTC each morning for my frequent heartburn, because you
can't beat zero heartburn.”
Johnny
Storm, The Fantastic Four* #quote
Jessica's
coming over tomorrow. I look forward to the inevitable fun. Hopefully
no mole people pop up in my backyard again. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
The Bellhop Of Area 51
The government houses many aliens at
Area 51. Usually they stay one to two weeks before heading home.
That's the usual luxury Earth vacation affordable by most aliens. And
Area 51 is a luxury hotel for aliens. Any alien feels special if they
stayed at the Area 51. Most all off-book government projects
that aren't on the public tax-dollar budget are paid for with money
earned by alien vacationers. And 25% of those patrons come from Area
51.
And I'm a bellhop in that wonderful
little place. It's a surprisingly mundane job. After the shock of
seeing the aliens you just stand next to the teleporter leading into
the underground facility and just serve the aliens coming in. After
seeing the two headed, tentacled, cat-tailed alien with robot suit I
pretty snapped and treated it like a normal hotel job like the one I
had in Vegas before I joined the military.
I hope that
once I finish this job I use the money and get a college degree.
Maybe a double major with one being in creative writing. Always
wanted to write science fiction.
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