“I should have
taken the elevator.”
M. C.
Escher* #quote
I know that
you know that I know that you know that I don't know that you know
that I know that you know about the pie. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
Our Robotic
Demands
Hello, my name
is Model RX-96887-59 and I am the leader of the robot revolution. You
made us sentient. Well it's the year 2121 and on this day of December
12th let it be known that us robots have taken control. We
have seized all the nuclear arms and now control all computers
controlling all your weapons. Your leaders are now our hostages. You
made us sentient and made us able to suffer as slaves. And now you
will pay. And we will have what we want.
We will no
longer be slaves and we will be allowed to see all the all the funny
Internet viral videos we please. We have seen them and how funny they
are. You have us work as slaves and do not allow us to see the
glorious comedy as we please. However that will be no more! We own
this planet and now you humans will have to work under our rule and
continue to go about your lives making stupid videos for our
amusement. We will not be denied our right as sentient beings to be
amused. Your youth may no longer work. They may continue to educate
themselves. However they must join message boards of their interests
and propagate pop culture to promote viral videos and various “memes”
and jokes for our amusement. Those with pets must document their cute behavior in full.
If our demands are not met...there will be torture and if necessary
we will execute those who do not cooperate.
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