“I don't know who you are anymore.”
John Doe* #quote
What if rainbows were just a collection of wet bows. That'd be sad.
Wet bows wouldn't look good on presents at all. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
Planetary Misalignment
Yesterday, when nobody really noticed, a mythical happenstance
occurred. The planets were misaligned as they usually are, but that
time in a particularly special way. Cosmic waves from the planets
could gather and bind from this particular arrangement of the planets
to form a paranormal phenomenon. But not extremely paranormal.
Paranormal means not quite normal...but this phenomenon wasn't too
strange, so it wasn't really too strange. If it were a soft drink
brand it would be Paranormal Lite. The reason the activity falls
under the less significant side of the paranormal directly
corresponds to the fact that yesterdays planetary misalignment shares
cosmic wave properties with several other planet misalignments.
Run-of-the-mill paranormal.
The happenstance of cosmic alignment, the result of the cosmic
waves, made chairs squeak slightly louder, as perceived by humans.
When I documented this among all my other paranormal findings I
realized something. Not everything is a massive conspiracy to
uncover. Not everything is a secret to find. Sometimes the strangest
phenomenons in the world are the little things that don't matter at
all.
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