“I don't know who you are anymore.”
John Doe* #quote
What if rainbows were just a collection of wet bows. That'd be sad. Wet bows wouldn't look good on presents at all. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Yesterday, when nobody really noticed, a mythical happenstance occurred. The planets were misaligned as they usually are, but that time in a particularly special way. Cosmic waves from the planets could gather and bind from this particular arrangement of the planets to form a paranormal phenomenon. But not extremely paranormal. Paranormal means not quite normal...but this phenomenon wasn't too strange, so it wasn't really too strange. If it were a soft drink brand it would be Paranormal Lite. The reason the activity falls under the less significant side of the paranormal directly corresponds to the fact that yesterdays planetary misalignment shares cosmic wave properties with several other planet misalignments.
The happenstance of cosmic alignment, the result of the cosmic waves, made chairs squeak slightly louder, as perceived by humans. When I documented this among all my other paranormal findings I realized something. Not everything is a massive conspiracy to uncover. Not everything is a secret to find. Sometimes the strangest phenomenons in the world are the little things that don't matter at all.