“Don't you
just love the holidays?”
Die Hard*
#quote
Today I went to
my epilepsy doctor. I may be heading off to the hospital again for
examination and medication change in a few months, but for now we're
just adjusting my cybernetic implant. (I have a little nerve
stimulator that sends a pulse to a nerve at the bottom of my neck
every few minutes to help with my seizures.)
One Little
Mistake
“You
locked the keys inside the getaway car.”
the Brains of the Outfit resisted punching the brawn. “How could
you be such an idiot!?”
The
Brawn of the Outfit shrugged. “Could have been born that way?” He
still held the bags of money from the bank with ease.
The
Geek of the Outfit added “It was a rhetorical question you moron.”
She gripped the computer she hacked the bank with tightly. She
thought of it like a child of hers. Much more valuable than the
money...it scared her that the police could confiscate it. They would
violate it when the examined it as evidence!
The
Comic Relief of the Outfit, honked the clown nose on his black bank
robber's mask then interjected, “Hyuk! Let's just find a way to
open the car and get on outta her before the coppers grab and grab
and snag us!”
The
Brains of the Outfit tried to pick the lock on the door. He failed.
The Brawn tried to break in by force. He failed. The Geek of the
Outfit tried to use knowledge about the car she amassed during her
massive amount of time reading random factoid's on the Internet to
exploit a design flaw in the car's door frame to open it. She failed.
The Comic Relief of the Outfit tried to use pie. He failed.
The
police nabbed three bank robbers, who learned a lesson in making sure
to worry about all the little details.
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