“1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.”HAL 9000* #quote
If you're ever feeling lonely just remember that your imagination makes great conversation. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Itsy-Bitsy Employee
The itsy-bitsy employee climbed up the corporate ladder.
Down came the lay-offs and washed the employee out.
Out came the investors and dried up the company debt,
And the itsy-bitsy employee climped up the corporate ladder again.