“Variety is
the spice of life.”
Dolly the
Sheep* #quote
The giant in
Jack And The Beanstalk says that he “smells the blood of an
Englishman”. Does that mean he has a fine enough nose to
distinguish between different people based on smell? Could he take a
wiff and say, “I smell the blood of three Scots, two Frenchmen and
a Texan!”.
Once Upon A
Time Traveler
Once upon a
time there was a time traveler. He lived happily ever after. Then he
traveled through time, meddling with things as time travelers often
do. He caused a paradox erasing the time traveler from existence. So
now, once upon a time there was no time traveler and he never lived
happily ever after.
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