“Now where did
I park?”
Wonder Woman*
#quote
Did you know
that one in ten hamburgers is a hamburger? And so are the other nine! Anyway
onto the flash fiction!
Elven
Employment
The elves
worked and worked, painting the eggs. Huh? Were you expecting elves
to be working on presents? No, that's what they do in winter working
for Santa Claus. Everybody needs a job, and right after Christmas the
elves pack up and go work for the Easter Bunny, who is just as
ruthlessly strict a boss. Can't miss a single stroke of magic paint
or else an egg will go bad while it waits in the Easter Bunny's
massive warehouse from January until Easter day for him to deliver.
And after they finished working for the Easter Bunny it was straight
back to working for Santa, making toys for the many months before
Christmas so there would be enough for him to deliver.
At least the
Headless Horseman always invites all the elves to his Halloween
parties.
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