“I'm calling
your bluff.”
Professor Xavier* #quote
A Tyrannosaurs Rex walks into a bar...and now there's no more bar.
Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Procrastinating
Inventor
“I think I'll
finish the time machine after the game is over,” said the lazy
scientist.
Tick-tock.
“I think I'll
finish the time machine after lunch,” said the lazy scientist.
Tick-tock.
“I think I'll
finish the time machine after I check my email,” said the lazy
scientist.
Tick-tock.
“I think I'll
finish the time machine after I watch some T.V.” said the lazy
scientist.
Tick-tock.
“I think I'll
finish the time machine after dinner,” said the lazy scientist.
Tick-tock.
“I think I'll
finish the time machine tomorrow,” said the lazy scientist.
Tick-tock,
tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
A week of
laziness passes.
“I think I'll
finish the time machine Monday,” said the lazy scientist.
Tick-tock,
tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
A month of
laziness passes.
“I have to
finish the time machine! The power source is growing unstable!”
yelled the lazy scientist.
Tick-tock!
Tick-Tock!
The after some
hard, hasty work the sloppily constructed time machine started.
“No, what's
going on? That's not right! Did I make some sort of mistake?” the
lazy scientist was pulled into a wormhole and twisted through time,
his mind being wiped in the process.
“I think I'll finish the time machine after the game is over,”
said the lazy scientist.”
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