“You bird brain!”
Big Bird* #quote
Today father and I discussed making a costume for awesomely nerdy
costume contests and all the conventions and stuff. It's going to be
a suit of armor. Father was in that mock sword fighting sporting
stuff so he knows how to make that kind of stuff. This won't be a
fighting suit so it will be a lot simpler hopefully. And not made of
steel/metal probably.
A Basic Restaurant Commercial
Browsing the zombie web a zombie browsers a zombie video hosting
website. To watch videos of adorable zombie cats rolling around
playing around in pools of dark magic and being all cute. And while
watching one of those videos the zombie bears witness to an
advertisement that pops up during the middle of the video as he does
not have a zombie ad blocker that can stop it.
“Zombies all around! Tired of the plain, brain food that you're
used to getting? Brain burger after brain burger at the fast food
joints all around town cooked up by the weakest of the necromancers?
Well you don't have to deal with such terrible food and nutrition
anymore! Turorui The Terrible is one of the most powerful
necromancers out there and he's opened up his own brain food chain.
Conqueror of kingdoms you'll get only the freshest of brains straight
from the populace he enslaves. Not the brains robbed from old graves
or shambled apart neighbors or having to deal with animal brains as
substitute brains. Fresh, human brains served right for you at the
best price! Click the link go Turorui's Brains website and find a
location near you.”
The zombie went on to watch his video. The advertisement did attract him a
little. It would have appealed to him less if it mentioned the upper
class price for the upper class brains, but advertisement techniques
can be universal.
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